*pspsps* local horny vampires *pspsps*

Red candle for serious rituals… or not-so-serious ones.

• Designed to manifest hot vampires in your area (with good fashion sense, obviously)*.
• Includes a prayer on the back: recite it with intention, or just in a sexy voice.
• Unscented, so they only smell you.
• Perfect for rituals, casual summonings, or giving your altar the dramatic flair it deserves.
• 15cm.
• Ritual duration: 3–5 days, depending on how hot things get.
• 100% paraffin wax. Not suitable for extracurricular activities... Unless you’re into burns.

*Does not guarantee supernatural results. If no vampire shows up, it might be due to astral interference, lack of attitude, or they’re just busy and not that into you. No returns accepted for lack of vampiric activity. Maybe try lighting another one. Put in a bit more effort.